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* Why dont fish sink? Because they hold their farts in.
* What did the Bhuddist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
* Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Why bother ... It's not like he's
going to come when you call him!
* Where do you find the most fish? Between the head and the tail.
* What do you call an Irish cowboy? Answer: Rick O'Shay
* What's the difference between Roast beef and Pea soup? Most people can roast beef.
* While walking in the park one day as lovers are wont to do, I stepped upon a
gentleman's back a lady's voice said "Thank You"
* The Presbyterian Pastor , having taken up the collection, looked in the plate and
saw 3 pennies. He looked up at the congregation and said, I see we have a Scotsman
with us today. A little man in the back stood up and said, "Nae Pastor, three Scots!"
* And so Jesus said, "He who is without sin may cast the first stone." An elderly
woman approached, picked a stone from the ground, an threw it at the woman. Jesus
said, "Aw Mom! Stop that!"
* You're in a cage with a real mean bear , a lawyer and a gun with only 2 bullets.
What do you do? You shoot the lawyer twice, the bear's the least of your problems.
* How do you catch a polar bear? First, cut a hole in the ice. Then, put a pea next
top it. Then when the bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
