The Lumber Jack Song
Lead:
I'm a lumber jack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night,
I work all day.
chorus:
He's a lumber jack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night
and works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch.
I go to the lava-tree.
On Wednesday I go shopping
and have buttered sconce for tea.
He cuts down trees, eats his lunch.
He goes to the lava-tree.
On Wednesday he goes shopping
and has buttered sconce for tea.
(repeat chorus 1)
I cut down trees and skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
and hang around in bars.
He cuts down trees and skips and
jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
and hangs around in bars?
(repeat chorus 1)
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
suspendies and a brar.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
just like my dear mar-mar.
He cuts down trees, wears high
heels,
suspendies and a brar.
He wishes he'd been a girlie,
just like his dear mar-mar.
He's a lumber jack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night
and works all day.
(by Monty Python, used without permission)