Nudge, nudge
 
 
(The scene: Eric and Terry are sitting in a bar...)
 
 
Eric: Is you wife a goer, eh?
Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge.  Nudge, nudge.
Know what I mean? Say no more. Know what I mean?
 
Terry: I beg your pardon?

Eric: Your wife, does she, ah, does she go?

eh, eh, eh! Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
Nudge, nudge. Say no more.
 
Terry: Um, sometimes goes, yes.

Eric: I'll bet she does. I'll bet she does. I'll bet she does.

Know what I mean.  Nudge, nudge.
 
Terry: I'm sorry, I don't quite follow you.

Eric: Oh, follow me, follow me. Aye, I like that, that's good!

Nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh!
 
Terry: I say!  Are you trying to sell something?

Eric: Selling, Selling? Very good! Very good!

... Oh! Wicked! Wicked! You're wicked! eh?
Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge.
Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge.
Say no more! Ah!
 
Terry: Excuse me...

Eric: Your wife... is she, ah, is she a sport? eh?

Terry: Ah Yes, she likes sports, yes.

Eric: I'll bet she does! I'll bet she does!

Terry: She's very fond of cricket as a matter of fact.

Eric: Who isn't? eh? Know what I mean?

Likes games? Likes games?
Knew she would! Knew she would!
She's been around, eh? Been around!
 
Terry: She's traveled, she's from Perling.

Eric: Oh! Oh! Say no more! Say no more!

Say no more! Perling! Say no more! Perling!
eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Say no more!

... You're wife interested in , ah, (click click), photographs?
eh? Know what I mean?
Photographs, (click click), he asked him knowingly.
 

Terry: Photography?

Eric: Yes. Nudge, nudge. Snap, snap. Grin, grin. Wink, wink. Say no more!

Terry: Holiday snaps?

Eric: Could be... Could be taken on a holiday...

Could be , yes, swimming costumes, you know what I mean?
Pandy photography, you know what I mean? Nudge, nudge.
 
Terry: No. No, we don't have a camera.

Eric: Ah... still... whaaah! eh? whaaah-whooaaah! eh?

Terry: Look, are you insinuating something?

Eric: Oh, ah ha-ah-uh-ha, oh, ha-ha-hah... Yes.

Terry: Well?

Eric: Well, I mean, uh, I mean your a man of the world, aren't you?

I mean , ah, you've, ah, you've been there, aren't you?
You've been around?
 
Terry: What do you mean?

Eric: Well I mean, like ah, like you've, you've done it.

I mean... You've, have you not?
You know... You've slept... with a lady.
 
Terry: Yes.

Eric: What's it like?
 

(by Eric Idle and Monty Python, used without permission)